We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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