he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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