Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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