I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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