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I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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