I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Randomize
