weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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