Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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