I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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