That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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