Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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