I saw his package. It spoke to me.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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