if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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