This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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