Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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