i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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