Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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