Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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