Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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