her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I love you.
Bad choice
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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