Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Randomize
