I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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