My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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