Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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