I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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