That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize