you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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