Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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