I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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