I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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