You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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