he wants to bone in the snuggie
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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