Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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