I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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