I wanna bring you to show and tell
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
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If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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