And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Randomize
