Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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