"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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