your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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