i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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