your parents love me but you hate me
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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She even gives head with a lisp.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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