It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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