we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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