So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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