If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
They have beer where we have blood.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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