You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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