hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
