I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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