And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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