Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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