69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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