Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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