That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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